I heard mention of a Super Bowl this week and thought I’d hit the lottery!! A Super Bowl – imagine the dog food that will fit in a SUPER Bowl. I was ecstatic. Imagine my disappointment when I found out what all the hoopla was about! It’s a football game. Couldn’t they just call it Super Game??!! Did they have to get a dog’s hopes up! So I guess tonight’s dinner will still be served in that stupid LITTLE bowl with the dog paws all over it. And what’s up with that?? I’ve seen the family dinnerware and there’s not a human footprint on any one of them! What made anyone think that just because we eat off of the floor we wouldn’t mind paws all over our bowls. It’s bad enough that I’m eating off of the floor and my bowl is placed next to the garage door where every shoe is kicked off when someone walks in the door!

I want to start eating with the family. I don’t see why I can’t have a seat at the dining room table. I’d even settle for a place at the kitchen counter. Those stupid cats walk all over the counters when nobody’s home anyway so……. what’s the big deal?!!

If anyone has any ideas on how I can get Steve to agree to let me eat at the table send them my way. There’s a comment box at the end of this article – comment away. Come on people – help a dog out!!

Until next time,
Jake